A Sherlock Holmes Top Ten by mouselady, literature
Literature
A Sherlock Holmes Top Ten
Top Ten Reasons Sherlock Holmes Never Married:
#10. Getting nagged at every time he goes out on a case.
#9. Coming home to find his entire lab in the trash.
#8. "Stop playing that violin and come to bed!"
#7. The Irregulars not being allowed in the house.
#6. Catching hell for disappearing for those three years.
#5. "Are you and Dr. Watson going to yak all night?"
#4. Tension with Mrs. Hudson.
#3. "Take that nasty pipe and smoke it outside!"
#2. Suspicion a
Oh, I see you found me.
Come in. Sit down. There are no chairs, you'll just have to take the floor.
I haven't had visitors for a long time. Almost…seventeen years.
No, I haven't gotten lonely. It's not in my nature. Thought it is nice to have someone to talk to.
No, they don't allow me to have visitors, more's the pity. The Landlord is a Nazi about it. He feels he has to keep me from outside contact. Which I don't understand.
Yes, I know. I want outside contact. It is very hard, being stuck here when I could do so much if only I was allowed to roam. There are so many people who need my...attention.
Hm? Oh, the screaming. Neve